Who knew that they had balloons in the Jurassic period and that Balloon Fetish was just a popular?

Tyrannosaurus, knew. That’s who.

“Sniff that steez, Huff my possibly feather laden ovipositor.”

“Can you feel me? Can you? Ungh! Ungh! Fwapow! How about now?”

“Honey, can you grab the remote and change the channel?”

“How about now, when I hit you in the ass with the remote?”

“Oh yeah, change that channel baby, change it!”

“Ungh! Ungh! I’ll change your channel. Welcome to the Doggy Style Network, 12 hours of Doggy Style, 12 hours of infomercials selling tapes of us doing it doggie style. BayBeeee!”

“Bite my neck you sick, orange fuck.”

“Take it Marasuchus, Take it.”
“Wait a second, Tyro?”

“Yeah?”

“What’s a dog?”

What happens when present-day animals walk in on a couple of triceratops caught in the act? Confusion, laughter, sex and peace, peace of the action that is.

Triceratops on Hippo on Elephant on Triceratops.